June 19, 2007

  • Runner: Mary Chervenak
  • Birthplace: Anderson, South Carolina, United States
  • Currently Resides: Winston-Salem, North Carolina, United States
  • Language(s): English
  • Family: Husband Paul Jones
  • Statement: "Just because I’m privileged to a life with clean drinking water doesn’t mean that I can take this priceless resource for granted.” – Mary Chervenak, 2007

The Graveyard Shift. Late night and early morning are spooky, in-between times, when most people are resting, not working. I've never been good at staying up late (I never pulled an all-nighter in college and, for years, I've welcomed in the New Year in North Carolina when the clock strikes midnight in Australia), so I've been curious about what staying up all night is like. I'm no longer curious.

My team started the graveyard shift (9 PM to 3 AM) the evening of June 18th. Current popular explanations for the origin of the phrase “graveyard shift” reference the 19th century problem of accidentally burying people who were still alive. To prevent this from happening, the story goes, caskets were equipped with a bell-ringing device, enabling a waking “corpse” to notify the world that he or she was no longer dead. The graveyard attendants, who remained vigilant throughout the day and night to un-bury the only slightly dead, worked the graveyard shift. As an aside, I'm intrigued by the idea of an entire industry being built around accidental burial and deliberate resurrection. Do you suppose a degree in raising the not-really-dead was offered in the 19th century?

Sadly, further research indicates this explanation is merely a story and nothing more. The “graveyard shift” is an evocative term for a night shift that occurs between about midnight and eight in the morning, when -- no matter how often you've worked it -- your skin is clammy, there's grit behind your eyeballs, and the world is creepily silent, like a graveyard. The phrase dates only from the early years of the twentieth century, presumably when the need for factory shift work first originated.

I didn't hate the graveyard shift. The nights were cool, the streets free of traffic, and the sky clear, black, and full of stars. Most scary things were asleep; I was ignored equally by sober porcupines and drunk Czech guys.

I didn't love the graveyard shift. The hills started with our first runs in the Czech Republic. Because the road ahead was completely dark (no street lights in most places), the tail lights of the departing van appeared to rise directly into the sky. Where was I running to exactly, Mars? And I was constantly clammy, gritty, and creepy. Like a graveyard. The kind with the not-quite-dead-yet people.

We ran through Czech, Austria, Czech again, and Poland during this shift. Our day off was in a small town outside Krakow. I spent the morning after our last run sleeping like the dead and then I took a hot, hot, hot shower to wash off the clam, grit, and creep. The steam sealed me into the shower stall and, until the bathroom cooled off, I was stuck. Stuck in a Polish shower. Surely, there's a joke here.

We're on the way to the Polish-Belarus border. We'll be ferried across on a bus, transferred into team vans, and then my team will start running as the sun is coming up. Belarus, for the first time, seems like alien territory. Although, rationally, the terrain in Belarus is likely similar to that in Poland, I keep expecting it to be dramatically different. Purple trees and dinosaurs, perhaps, like Land of the Lost. Cats and dogs living together. Mass hysteria. The great, and therefore terrifying, unknown.

We'll be running at dawn into this great unknown, which seems appropriate. We'll run out of the half-light, out of the graveyard, and into a bright, new part of the world. Shiny.

September 10

“We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty.” -- Malcolm Reynolds

Team Chervenak!

The Elmira, New York leg of the Blue Planet Run was, for obvious reasons, the most sought after.

August 24

Be careful what you wish for.

August 18

Since running through Los Angeles and Las Vegas, I am feeling divinely beautiful, entitled, gossipy, slightly famous (okay, actually, showered and mostly clean)...distinctly Hollywood.

August 9

“Although happiness is desirable, it is a banal subject for travel.” -- Paul Theroux, Dark Star Safari

August 4

I won't close my eyes. I won't sleep. I refuse. Must not sleep. Must not sleep. Don't sleep. Don'tsleep. Don'tsleepdon'tsleepdon'tsleepdon'tsleepdon'tsleepdon'tsleep....

July 23

I have abandoned the rush of Russia for the timelessness of Mongolia. The slower pace, the gentle language, and the quiet, traffic-free roads are a welcome change.

July 19

Until recently, I never thought much about Jell-O. Now, I think about it all the time. It's kind of a silly food, don't you think?

9 July 2007

New shift.

First Jason and Taeko run, followed by Lansing, who hands off the baton to Mary, which gets passed to Laura.

Russia is big

Russia is big. Really big. I mean really, really big. Distressingly, ridiculously, impossibly big.